if making your girl’s legs shake isn’t one of your top priorities during sex then you need to fix that
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”.
the freakin plague is catchy, too. That doesn’t mean it’s good.